Monday, September 14, 2009

Current Events.

I am sitting on a ball in Sally's room.
Izza is here too.

I went for a walk this evening, it was 7718 steps long.
Izza was there too.

I am thinking of getting Twitter.
Izza has one too.

That is all.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Important Issues

Question: What is the opposite of nachos?

Context: If there was a nacho superhero, McNacho, who/what would his archenemies be?

(Possible) Answers: The initial thought is salad, but that is rather plain and obvious.

The next thought is Brussels Sprouts. They are just a very evil feeling food, and they would be horrible on nachos.

The last thought I have had is Wedges. At first they don't appear to be the opposite on nachos, but wedges could have a grudge against them. They are both snack food, so you are never going to be eaten together. Always in competition.

Those are the ideas I have had so far.

If you have more/better, please...

A possible McNacho.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009


Why can you never remember to get the item that caused you to think "I should go to the shops"? And is there a word for the phenomenon? (Hello my PHD!)

If you can dance a night away, then can you gain a night by doing the opposite of dancing?
What is the opposite of dancing? Anti-dance? Undance? Farming?
Can one truly loose one's mind. It's most like still in one's head.
How can the weight of the world be on one's shoulders. Weight is due to the world, so if you could get the world on your shoulders, it would have no weight.1
Sycophant = fun word.
Can I hop to it?
What should I wear ice skating?2
1. This is overlooking the face that you would just be resting on your shoulders with your legs in the air.
2. This is my was of ending the blog, but letting you know that I have to go3
3. Even thought I still had to then type the foot notes....

Monday, April 13, 2009

Mac Photo Fun (MPF)

Got bored and started playing with a friends mac. This is what resulted.
Thermo image.
Stunned(ish), Surprised and Creepy.

Comic. Thought full Action Hero (?)
X-Ray image. (Black is White)
Floating head (and hand).
Relative of the kindersuprise man?

X-Ray again.
Well this guy's clearly some kind of evil character.


The rest of the fun can be seen on facebook.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Mid-semester Break.

Note that I said break, not holiday. It's not a holiday, it's barely even a break. Just because you don't have to go in and attend classes and lectures doesn't make it a break. They still give you assignments and work to do. They should ban working over the week off.
I think this break is to swat vat, as 30-30 is to deuse!
That is all.

Monday, April 6, 2009


Just letting everyone know (that's right, everyone) that I finished the 100 things about me blog. The blogger control mice put it here, in back in the last year place, because that's when I started it.

Also, just to try and make this post worth while, I will share a thought I had today. I was walking to class, I had been up for an hour or two, and it occurred to me. Although I had been talking to myself that whole time, I had no actually said a word out loud. It was weird. This had actual relevance the other day, when I was feeling a bit under the weather. I had again been up for a few hours but not spoken out loud, and I tried to speak in my tute. I assumed that I would speak, but given I wasn't of full health, my voice didn't work as I had planned. I felt foolish, I felt I should have tested my voice first, by speaking to myself out loud before attempting to talk in public.

That is it. Did I succeed?

Saturday, April 4, 2009


What is the F-lock?
My keyboard has an F-lock and it's on, but I don't know what it is/does.
It's grouped with the caps lock and the numbers lock. I know what they do.
I'm a little scared of it....

Thursday, February 12, 2009


A man stands at the edge of town.
I don't know him.
I've never met him, and never will.
But they say that a butterfly flapping it's wings on one side of the world causes a hurricane on the others,
then surely his presence has affected me.
Changed my life.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Dear Kids at the Pool.

Dear Kids at the Pool,
Firstly, you are not allowed to run around the pool. Please stop running, but more importantly, stop staring at me surprised when I tell you not to. It's the rules, it's on the signs. And it's not just a rule at this pool, it's the rules at every pool ever! You have NEVER been allowed to run around the pool!

Secondly, no you are not allowed to do back flips. If I said no to you doing them yesterday*, why would I say yes today? Has the edge of the pool stopped being hard and neck breaking? Have you stopped needing you head to be in one piece? Do the other kids today like being jumped on? Am I no longer responsible for the safety of you and them? And no, the other lifeguard didn't say you could!

And finally, I know this is a small, but you kids at the canteen are idiots! You can not get 50 cents worth of 20 cent lollies, and you can not get $1 worth of 15 cent lollies! It doesn't go. And if you are going to get lots of lollies and use up all of your money, do it all at once, don't stand there and get them 20 cents at a time!

That is all,
Annoyed Lifeguard.

*And the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that, and every other day we have been open!