Exit Order (For a Bus)

This is the issue that has been bugging me the most over the last week, and right now is the thing that I would like to change most about the world. Or at least, my world.

And I know that writing a blog to a pretend audience will not change anything, but venting written verbal style is better than nothing.

So this issue arises on the bus. I have in counted it most on the shuttle bus between campuses at uni. It all starts when the bus is popular. You can see it coming. Everyone is lined up, you are towards that back of the line, and you start to think, "We are not all going to fit on here, at least not in the seats".

It's not what you are thinking at this point. I don't mind standing up on the bus, some one has to do it and if I got there late, then it's me. That's fine.

The problem that I have comes when it is time to exit the bus. I have noticed that everyone wants off the bus, and as fast as they can. I understand this, and am desiring the same thing most of the time. What I can't stand is when the people sitting in the first half of the bus stand up straight away and push their way into the line of already standing people to get off. If you have been sitting the whole trip, you can wait an extra minute to let the people who have had to stand get off the bus first! Not only is it the polite and right thing to do, it will also mean that the whole de-bussing process will work much better overall. It's just rude and I can only imagine their thought process goes something like,

"I want to get off this bus. I MUST DO IT NOW! I don't care if anyone else wants off, I'M more important. So what if they have been standing up, struggling not to fall over the whole trip, I'M sick of being on this bus, so I'm going to get MYself off as fast as I can."

I just want to yell at them, every time it happens.

Are you still hear?

Just a quick note to say that more blogs are coming.

I have two on my mind now, so this is not an empty promise.

Till then, stay sane.

or not, whatever.

Current Events.

I am sitting on a ball in Sally's room.
Izza is here too.

I went for a walk this evening, it was 7718 steps long.
Izza was there too.

I am thinking of getting Twitter.
Izza has one too.

That is all.

Important Issues

Question: What is the opposite of nachos?

Context: If there was a nacho superhero, McNacho, who/what would his archenemies be?

(Possible) Answers: The initial thought is salad, but that is rather plain and obvious.

The next thought is Brussels Sprouts. They are just a very evil feeling food, and they would be horrible on nachos.

The last thought I have had is Wedges. At first they don't appear to be the opposite on nachos, but wedges could have a grudge against them. They are both snack food, so you are never going to be eaten together. Always in competition.

Those are the ideas I have had so far.

If you have more/better, please...

A possible McNacho.

Thoughts

Why can you never remember to get the item that caused you to think "I should go to the shops"? And is there a word for the phenomenon? (Hello my PHD!)

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If you can dance a night away, then can you gain a night by doing the opposite of dancing?

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What is the opposite of dancing? Anti-dance? Undance? Farming?

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Can one truly loose one's mind. It's most like still in one's head.

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How can the weight of the world be on one's shoulders. Weight is due to the world, so if you could get the world on your shoulders, it would have no weight.1

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Sycophant = fun word.

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Can I hop to it?

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What should I wear ice skating?2

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1. This is overlooking the face that you would just be resting on your shoulders with your legs in the air.

2. This is my was of ending the blog, but letting you know that I have to go3

3. Even thought I still had to then type the foot notes....

Mac Photo Fun (MPF)

Got bored and started playing with a friends mac. This is what resulted.

Thermo image.

Stunned(ish), Surprised and Creepy.

Comic. Thought full Action Hero (?)

X-Ray image. (Black is White)

Floating head (and hand).

Relative of the kindersuprise man?

X-Ray again.

Well this guy's clearly some kind of evil character.

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The rest of the fun can be seen on facebook.

Mid-semester Break.

Note that I said break, not holiday. It's not a holiday, it's barely even a break. Just because you don't have to go in and attend classes and lectures doesn't make it a break. They still give you assignments and work to do. They should ban working over the week off.

I think this break is to swat vat, as 30-30 is to deuse!

That is all.